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The coloscopy was a “routine” procedure, but as the president was to be sedated during the process, executive power had to be handed over to Cheney. It was at that point that 4 billion people who had been praying for Bush to die suddenly began praying for him to live.

(CBS/AP) Doctors performing a colonoscopy this morning on President Bush at Camp David found and removed five small polyps. Polyps are precancerous growths in the colon.

While the polyps were removed without incident, the doctors were sadly unable to locate the Presidents head.

Under later analysis the polyps turned out not only to not be cancerous, but in fact to simply be the tongues of the editorial team at Fox News.

Polyps Found In Bush Colonoscopy - CBS News

Just in case you were thinking of killing and eating that annoying Republican relative of yours, think again. It might be better to throw them in the woodchipper after all.

Health guru Randall Fitzgerald, is the author of The Hundred-Year Lie (Plume), a book that reveals how to protect yourself from chemicals that could ruin your health, and says the human body is so contaminated with chemicals from modern life that we can’t eat ourselves.

Eating humans is hazardous to your health

College Republicans explain why they’re not enlisting to fight in the war they support… hey, it’s good to know where these folks come from.

YouTube - Generation Chickenhawk: With The College Republicans

1500 Fillipino prisoners re-create the Thriller video. Made of win and cheez-its, this is.

I lie on the beach with Hillary-Ann, a chatty, scatty 35-year-old Californian designer. As she explains the perils of Republican dating, my mind drifts, watching the gentle tide. When I hear her say, ” Of course, we need to execute some of these people,”

AlterNet: Neocons on a Cruise: What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren’t Listening

Those quiet places - Nebulaskin

So, here’s a bit of commentary on the latest entry on Google’s healthcare advertising blog. How to defuse the anger that people will feel after seeing Sicko. No. I’m not kidding.

The New York Times calls Sicko a “cinematic indictment of the American health care system.” The film is generating significant buzz and is sure to spur a lively conversation about health coverage, care, and quality in America. While legislators, litigators, and patient groups are growing excited, others among us are growing anxious. And why wouldn’t they? Moore attacks health insurers, health providers, and pharmaceutical companies by connecting them to isolated and emotional stories of the system at its worst. Moore’s film portrays the industry as money and marketing driven, and fails to show healthcare’s interest in patient well-being and care.

I’m sorry? What was that? Healthcare’s interest in what?

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Somewhere a long time ago a bunch of men got together and said, “If all we do is hunt and gather, let’s make hunting and gathering the awesomest achievement, and let’s make childbirth kinda weak and shameful.” It’s a rather silly simplification, but I believe on a mass, unconscious level, it’s entirely true. How else to explain the fact that cultures who would die to eradicate each other have always agreed on one issue? That every popular religion puts restrictions on women’s behavior that are practically untenable? That the act of being a free, attractive, self-assertive woman is punishable by torture and death?

Whedonesque : Let’s Watch A Girl Get Beaten To Death.

Unbeatable Chingrish on Flickr - Photo Sharing - thanks Ellen

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